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Perils of a Catholic Upbringing

Perils of a Catholic Upbringing
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless street people that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling my old parish...
April 1st, 2010 | Jokes | Read More

Temperance sermon

Temperance sermon
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ And...
April 1st, 2010 | Jokes | Read More

British Weather

British Weather
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury, Cheri Blair and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ……. “English Weather..” Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the...
April 1st, 2010 | Jokes | Read More